Yeah Im that prick…

Saw this outside my school…

Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable and scalable it is.

Hey, what are you guys up to?

We are just enjoying some porn.

An UCC linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day…

“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Its a motherf**king wizard in the star of David

First time doing anything comic-like, despite having a blog entitled ComicMac, ah the irony…

It reads:

Greetings Mr.Kay,
Obviously I am greatly sadden to hear about the death of this benefactor and thank you for your contact.

For this I am also intrigued by your proposition.
Unknowingly did I know that someone of my surname deceased.
Call me crazy but I may actually take you up on this deal, its too good to pass on!
Kay I have always believed one day someone like you would contact me and start me on an adventure!

You request my details, I will try and provide this which I feel necessary.
Office computer technician is my current occupation.
Under little if no circumstances do I reveal my phone number.
Realize I am still unsure of the internet, a lot of evil people and cynics out there!
Seventeen is my current age!
Even though this message is brief, I have something of importance to tell you.
Look at the first letter of each sentence, read them down the side and see my true message.
Forever yours, a pissed off spam recipient.

And all my mum could say was I coulda spent the time learning latin, phhhfff.

This is why robots are gonna destroy us….