March 13, 2010

How I react to spam now….

It reads:

Greetings Mr.Kay,
Obviously I am greatly sadden to hear about the death of this benefactor and thank you for your contact.

For this I am also intrigued by your proposition.
Unknowingly did I know that someone of my surname deceased.
Call me crazy but I may actually take you up on this deal, its too good to pass on!
Kay I have always believed one day someone like you would contact me and start me on an adventure!

You request my details, I will try and provide this which I feel necessary.
Office computer technician is my current occupation.
Under little if no circumstances do I reveal my phone number.
Realize I am still unsure of the internet, a lot of evil people and cynics out there!
Seventeen is my current age!
Even though this message is brief, I have something of importance to tell you.
Look at the first letter of each sentence, read them down the side and see my true message.
Forever yours, a pissed off spam recipient.

And all my mum could say was I coulda spent the time learning latin, phhhfff.

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One Comment

  1. wika57 Mar 13, 2010 12:54 am

    JAMES there was latin you could have been learning

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